Rejuvenate
Do you believe this is a 78 year old? With his wife of 45 years whose 73?
Preventive care is the most underrated procedures in bio-medicine today. You only seek replacement organs when something fails. Why wait for catastrophic illnesses to take action? Get the heart of an eighteen year old, the lungs of a nineteen year old, the liver of a twenty one year old, the kidneys of a twenty two year old, the pancreas from a twenty three year old; your body will thank you for it. Rejuvenate yourself, from the inside out.
VIVA Corporation, for YOUR life.
Successful revival of 30 year cryogenic processed heart
Viva first acquired the cryogenic facility Kry-Con in 2008. A pleasant surprising inclusion were some abandoned specimens. Among them was a heart from a 85 year old that was cryo-processed 30 years previous. After clearing legal, we proceeded to update the condition of the heart with neuro antibodies and direct-injection steroids. A disease that has a simple fix today claimed the lives of many yesterday. On the third electrical stimulus, the heart jumped, literally, almost off the table.
Congratulations to our bio-engineers and bio-technicians. A great success!!
VIVA Crogenic Sleep-Pod breakthrough
We are proud to announce our latest patented Sleep-Pod breakthrough. Viva is the first and ONLY corporation that successfully mimics the effects of outer-space. Unlike conventional cryogenic chambers that does not work due to freezer burns (direct crystallization of liquids thus forming razor-like sharp edges that easily cuts tissue), Viva Sleep-Pod suspends all functions as if you were traveling through outer-space. In outer-space, there is no humidity thus no liquids to crystallize.
VDSN – VIVA Deep Sleep Nutrition
VIVA-Deep Sleep Nutrition(DSN), we hold multiple world patents for the only medicine that puts your body to complete sleep. This unique medication has the ability to stop aging at the DNA level. All enzymes, hormones, and interstitial fluids remains intact. By using our neuro antibodies and direct-injection steroids, we have successfully revive our patients to 99.9% of original state(0.01% due to natural oxidation on earth). There are no hoses, machines, pumps, etc… attached to your body while you are on the DSN program. Just relaxation and peace of mind, as short as 60 days or as long as 60 years. Please contact Viva Corporation to lease your sleep pod and enroll in our Deep Sleep Nutrition program.
VIVA-Generation 8 – Forget Fear, Anxiety and Depression
ViVA-Generation 8 Selective Serotonin Reuptake inhibitor(G8SSRI), Fear, anxiety, depression, no more. No matter what life circumstances you face, your body will react using pure binary logic and human instinct instead of emotions or religious beliefs. Tested on the worlds greatest minds developing software to firefights in war torn countries. Users of G8SSRI have reported 90% in mental clarity and focus, with zero side effects(suicidal tendencies, upset stomach, constipation, sudden cardiac arrest, etc…)
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